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Postby junky258 on Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:17 am

I'm sure a bunch of you know of the retarded Accelerated Reader program most English teachers make you do, so this will make sense to you guys.

Does anybody know of any good AR books? I just finished up Dune, and I can't really find anything else. I was going to read fear and loathing in Las Vegas but it wasn't AR, and I can't think of anything else. AR is 10% of my English grade.
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Re: Accelerated Reader

Postby Aj on Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:07 am

Does I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell count?

I don't remember having to do anything like this. We had to do book reports in 8th grade, but I was just reading Clancy novels to do it, not any special series.
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Re: Accelerated Reader

Postby Reclaimer on Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:07 am

Aj wrote:Does I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell count?

I don't remember having to do anything like this. We had to do book reports in 8th grade, but I was just reading Clancy novels to do it, not any special series.


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Re: Accelerated Reader

Postby Aj on Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:00 am

Depends on what school. :-P

If it's a public school, then it would fit.
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Re: Accelerated Reader

Postby junky258 on Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:40 am

Forgot to mention - I prefer fairly high level books, I want to read as few as possible. Also I stumbled upon this: http://www.arbookfind.com/
If there's any good books, just search for them on there, if they're good, let me know.

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Re: Accelerated Reader

Postby staticx57 on Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:37 am

Go To Sleep Gecko seems to be in the image on the homepage. Why not try that?
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Re: Accelerated Reader

Postby Btcc22 on Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:22 am

I was going to find a picture book for the laughs, but the ATOL system flummoxed me and I couldn't be bothered going through the help section. =(
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Re: Accelerated Reader

Postby Gosu on Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:27 pm

I'm not quite sure what AR is (other than the assault rifle P:) but you can read lord of the rings for 10% of your English qualification... I'd do that.
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Re: Accelerated Reader

Postby V1rus.112 on Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:55 pm

If you like an excellent classic, Catch-22. The humor in that book was ahead of its time.
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Re: Accelerated Reader

Postby Sgt Pepper on Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:44 am

All Quiet on the Western Front - Might be my favorite book of all time
Slaughterhouse V - Kurt Vonnegut is pretty unique, and in a good way
Brave New World - Fun and interesting to think about, but I personally don't think much of Huxley's pessimistic views on science
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Re: Accelerated Reader

Postby V1rus.112 on Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:04 am

A lot of the frequently banned classics are good reads. However, some can be FULL-BLOWN sexually explicit.
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Re: Accelerated Reader

Postby Gosu on Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:45 am

Sgt Pepper wrote:All Quiet on the Western Front - Might be my favorite book of all time



I read that... didn't really think much of it.
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Re: Accelerated Reader

Postby Cinderella55 on Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:17 pm

Dude I stopped doing AR in 4th grade, what is up with your school?
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Re: Accelerated Reader

Postby V1rus.112 on Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:23 pm

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Re: Accelerated Reader

Postby junky258 on Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:10 pm

Cinderella55 wrote:Dude I stopped doing AR in 4th grade, what is up with your school?

Honors English class.
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Re: Accelerated Reader

Postby Cinderella55 on Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:36 am

I take honors English as well, have since 4th grade when it started. Is the LotR trilogy AR?
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Re: Accelerated Reader

Postby Rob` on Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:45 am

1984!

It's UG level and a great book to.

http://www.arbookfind.com/bookdetail.as ... d=82454507
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Re: Accelerated Reader

Postby V1rus.112 on Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:53 pm

Cinderella55 wrote:I take honors English as well, have since 4th grade when it started. Is the LotR trilogy AR?

I think so! At least I know The Hobbit is.
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Re: Accelerated Reader

Postby Gosu on Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:03 pm

V1rus.112 wrote:
Cinderella55 wrote:I take honors English as well, have since 4th grade when it started. Is the LotR trilogy AR?

I think so! At least I know The Hobbit is.


It was on that site that told you which books were AR.

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Yes! Just yes on so many levels.
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Re: Accelerated Reader

Postby Cinderella55 on Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:01 pm

Rob` wrote:1984!

It's UG level and a great book to.

http://www.arbookfind.com/bookdetail.as ... d=82454507

Yessssss that book is so awesome. George Orwell is the best pessimist evah.
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